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Friday, June 6, 2008

Garage Sales, Tornadoes (almost) and Other Celebrations

It has come time once again to regale you with tales from the Iowagners. Last night around 10:00 PM we were startled by the sound of a tornado siren. It being the the busiest tornado season ever recorded (over 500 in the month of May) in the USA, we decided to take it seriously. The news reports were all warning to be prepared to move to a safe area. We were about to move the SuperKids into the secret lair (a.k.a.-the basement). Then the siren stopped. We were spared any major destruction. Instead, we 'only' received 3.64 inches of rain overnight and a spectacular thunder and lightning show. Flooding occured in many areas of the Great State of the Iowa. On a lighter note we were able to commence withs the garage sale a planned...and order was restored to the world once again.


A Superhero Never Reveals His (or Her) True Age!


The Superkids Ignite the Candles with Their Laser Vision!

Putting Another Year Out of It's Misery

Since superheroes are ageless and infinite, we only had a 'birthday-like celebration' for SuperDad. In the process we solved a world conflict by uniting the German (Chocolate Cake) and French (Vanilla Ice Cream) in commemoration of another year past. Stay tuned for more harrowing episodes in the coming year!

7 comments:

life in red shoes said...

Happy Birthday Doni Dear!! We love you!

{B} said...

LOL. I miss you guys SO much. You have no idea. :( Can you use some of your superpowers to move Utah and Iowa closer together? :)

Alyssa Bateman said...

YAY! You guys have a blog! So exciting! I miss you guys a ton! I agree, can you move Iowa and Utah closer together or even better can you appear here at any moment. I love you guys and miss you so much. The kiddies are getting so big! You can check out my blog if you want its explorerbateman.blogspot.com love you! -Alyssa

Anonymous said...

Iowa is getting some horrible weather! Hope you guys are ok. Even though I know you would fight through a storm with your super powers. lol I think its so cute the you write your blogs like that!

We need some crime fighting here in Michigan! Think about it...

The Mero's

Naomi said...

Yay! I'm glad you have a blog, and I found it! I'm excited to keep in touch better. :) Your family is beautiful - the kids have grown so much since I last saw them!
We just started a blog, too, but haven't done a lot with it yet...

With love,
The Palmers (in Michigan - remember us?)

The Rodgers said...

thought I left you a message..so fun to read!!!

Missy said...

Ok, Superheroes, so I have a few discrepencies with your blog. First, I disagree that SuperMom is a constant nag! I think she is pretty great and if she comes across as nagging, perhaps it is just because it doesn't get done the first time she asked! So... Love ya ALL! (just giving you a bad time superdad!) Oh yeah, I am trying to keep my last name off the internet and would love if we got a new "nickname". Sorry to be a pain in the butt. But I am willing to nag if I have too!