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Sunday, September 13, 2009

Inconsideration Invades Iowa!

Greetings inquisitive mind. I imagine you have found and are now reading this posting with a purpose. That purpose being to discover what heinous deed deserves such a headline. Continue reading and you may soon find out. I must warn you, the images and stories you are about to partake in might be disturbing to some...proceed with caution!




Monkey excited about the first day back to preschool




The Fearless Family Feeding Our Fine-Feathered Friends

One of our big goals has been to get as much outdoor work (i.e.- beautification) done to Iowagner HQ before Old Man Winter pays a visit. The following pictures show some of progress. My muscles are still sore!




Halfway finished washing & staining the deck. SuperMom looking super stylish

Now you see the ugly, unsightly walnut tree...

Now you don't! Hooray!!!

Monkey: my happy future gearhead, at least until I told her we couldn't buy it for her! :(

Now for the shocking conclusion as to why I would ever utter the words 'inconsideration' and 'Iowa' in the same breath. The following shocking event occured whilst SuperMom was parked at a local institution of higher learning. Subsequently, it also where she moonlights now and then. When she came out of work on Friday this ghastly sight was waiting for her. Her high-speed attack vehicle, Lil' Ninja, had been damaged. The evildoer did not even have the decency to leave an apology or other information. Fear not though, justice will prevail in the end. The perpetrator will most likely suffer catastrophic engine failure at a very inopportune time. SuperDad was able to muster up some of his super strength and push most of the dent out.

Evil Never Rests!


Well, goodnight SuperFans. Please, leave us a comment and let us know how you are furthering the cause against evil. Feel free to share any of your stories great or small.

-Keep fighting the good fight!

and finally...



For Auntie Jacquie: Proof that the Killer Army Guard Turtle Made it to Iowa

6 comments:

{B} said...

Noooooooo, why do people do that?! My poor lil' red has many a battle wound that can't be explained. :(

kristi said...

That stinks!!!!!! I would be so mad :(

life in red shoes said...

My car has been hit by every Tijuana Taxi at my place of employment, still makes my blood boil!
How is Monkey liking preschool? I'll bet her little brother misses her ;)

Brittany said...

So, when is y'all's next trip to MI? I was hoping we'd have seen you by now.....And it seems like your cry is itching (or perhaps scratching?) to come........

Laura Ann Terry said...

I love reading your blog,sorry to hear about your dent, at least you can have someone un-dent it for you. You could be driving around in my super stylish getto dented meyer mobile:) Your blog always makes me smile:)

Jacquie said...

glad to see turtle arrived alive, he looks great in your garden. luv ya, auntie jacquie